This morning I got kidnapped
By three masked men.
They stopped me on the sidewalk,
And offered me some candy,
And when I wouldn't take it
They grabbed me by the collar,
And pinned my arms behind me,![poem](../sound)
And shoved me in the backseat
Of this big black limousine and
Tied my hands behind my back
With sharp and rusty wire.![poem](../sound)
Then they put a blindfold on me
So I couldn't see where they took me,![poem](../sound)
And plugged up my ears with cotton![poem](../sound)
So I couldn't hear their voices.![poem](../sound)
And drove for 20 miles or
At least for 20 minutes, and then
Dragged me from the car down to
Some cold and moldy basement,![poem](../sound)
Where they stuck me in a corner
And went off to get the ransom![poem](../sound)
Leaving one of them to guard me
With a shotgun pointed at me,![poem](../sound)
Tied up sitting on a stool ...
That's why I'm late for school! ![poem](../sound)
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