You can keep your superheroes
Like Batman and the rest –
My dad can beat’em all hands down, He really is the best.
He tears up toilet tissues,
He can break a twig in two,
He can lift a bag of feathers, No, there’s nothing he can’t do.
He can bend a piece of cardboard,
He can frighten new-born flies,
And at snapping off a daisy head He always takes first prize.
He’s stronger than a sparrow
And he’s faster than a snail,
He can punch a hole in newspapers And never ever fail.
He’s thinner than a matchstick
And his biceps look like peas,
His legs are like a spider’s
And he’s got two knobbly knees.
He’s a legend in his lifetime
He’s a hero through and through.
And what’s the name we know him by? It’s Superwimp – that’s who! |