I am in a tremendous huff ¡V
Really, really bad.
It isn¡¦t any ordinary huff ¡V
It¡¦s one of the best I¡¦ve had.
I plan to keep it up for a month
Or maybe for a year
And you needn¡¦t think you can make me smile
Or talk to you. No fear.
I can do without you and her and them ¡V
Too late to make amends.
I¡¦ll think deep thoughts on my own for a while,
Then find some better friends.
And they¡¦ll be wise and kind and good
And bright enough to see
That they should behave with proper respect
Towards somebody like me.
I do like being in a huff ¡V
cold fury is so heady.
I¡¦ve been like this for half an hour
And it¡¦s cheered me up already.
Perhaps I¡¦ll give them another chance,
Now I¡¦m feeling stronger
But they¡¦d better watch out ¡V my next big huff
Could last, much, much, much longer.